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Eisenkot Gets the First Shot

Herzog hands him the mandate. Netanyahu answers with a video.

Herzog gives Gadi Eisenkot the first try at a government. The president announced Saturday evening that Eisenkot, backed by 67 Knesset members to Netanyahu's 46, gets the mandate Sunday and 28 days to build a coalition. Netanyahu replied by video, calling for a "national unity government" that keeps all his old partners, Otzma Yehudit included. 1

A Christian Zionist group says Vance blew a dog whistle. Christians United for Israel's political arm said Friday that Vance, by pinning the GOP's midterm losses on the Iran war and U.S.-Israel ties, left Jews "effectively blamed twice if you can hear that pitch of dog whistle." A Vance spokesperson said he "did not blame Jews." 2

A Paris court ordered a Nazi-looted Pissarro back to the family. The Nazis took the 1902 canvas from banker Salomon Flavian in 1941; Sotheby's London sold it in 2024 for £1.2 million. The court voided every sale since the seizure and gave Sotheby's two months to name the buyer or pay €1,000 a day. 3

Today is 28 Cheshvan, and this week's parsha is Toldot. Monday is the anniversary of Kristallnacht, November 9 and 10, 1938, when Nazis burned more than 1,400 synagogues and sent about 26,000 Jewish men to concentration camps. The regime fined the Jews one billion Reichsmarks and called it an "atonement payment." 567

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