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Israel Voted. Nobody Got to 61.

Exit polls leave both blocs short of the 61 seats it takes to govern.

Israel's exit polls put both blocs short of a majority. The main polls gave Netanyahu's bloc 50 or 51 seats and the Jewish-led opposition 51 or 52, with 61 needed, the Times of Israel reports. Yashar party leader Gadi Eisenkot called it "a complete vote of no confidence in Netanyahu and the October 7 government." 1

Israel revoked Brad Lander's travel permit. Lander, a New York Democratic congressional candidate, and several American rabbis lost their travel authorizations after being detained picking olives with Palestinian farmers in the West Bank, JTA reports. Lander tied it to "occupation and ethnic cleansing." Our view: that charge is wrong, and pulling rabbis' permits over a harvest is still a bad answer. 2

Phoenix's Temple Chai returned two Torah textiles to Berlin, 88 years after Kristallnacht. Holocaust survivor Moishe Saksenhaus bought them in postwar Germany and paid in Crisco, coffee and cigarettes, JTA reports. "If the people from whom they were stolen wanted them back, that was where they belong," said Rabbi Bonnie Koppell. 3

Today is 17 Cheshvan. This Shabbat's parsha is Vayera, where Abraham haggles with God over Sodom. He opens at fifty innocent people and talks the number down to ten, and God destroys the cities anyway. The same portion has Isaac's birth and his binding. 567

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