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Columbia's October 7th Blush Sauce

The dining hall blames a template. Also: Hochul signs up for the scholarship credit.

Columbia blames a template for its "October 7th Blush Sauce." A dining-hall pasta sign listed it Wednesday, the third anniversary of the Hamas attack. Columbia Dining's Vicki Dunn called it "an unfortunate mistake," and the signs came down. One reply on X asked about the "Oct. 6 Ranch Sauce." 1

Hochul signs New York up for the federal scholarship tax credit. Her Friday decision lets New Yorkers take up to $1,700 off their federal taxes by giving to scholarship groups, some of which help kids attend Jewish schools. Agudath Israel's Yeruchim Silber called it a "tremendous day." The UFT's Michael Mulgrew called it a failure of leadership. 2

Netanyahu's chief of staff reportedly asked to change an Oct. 7 timestamp. In a January 2024 transcript Channel 12 aired Saturday, Tzachi Braverman tells a stenographer to log Netanyahu's secure call with his military secretary at 6:29, when the attack began, instead of 6:40. "Tzachi, I'm prohibited from changing it," she answers. Channel 13 reports prosecutors lean toward closing the case. 3

Today is Rosh Chodesh Cheshvan, the start of the one month with no holidays. That's one explanation for its full name, Marcheshvan: mar can mean "bitter." Another reads mar as "a drop of water," for the rains. Saturday's parsha is Noach, so the Torah agrees on the rain. 567

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