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The Bar Mitzvah Candy Is Dead

Jelly Belly killed Sunkist Fruit Gems. One rabbi ordered 50 pounds.

"NAZA" sold out Lincoln Center in minutes. The Guardian-produced documentary by Yuval Abraham and Rachel Szor alleges Israeli forces knowingly killed large numbers of Gaza civilians. At Saturday's New York Film Festival premiere, about a dozen Israeli-Americans rallied for the filmmakers and dozens against. "Compassion for Palestinian civilians does not require [us] to erase Oct. 7," said Noa Peri-Jensch of the Israeli-American Council. 1

The CBC pulled a Jewish reporter off the air over a Yom Kippur video. Neil Herland posted footage of protesters shouting "baby killer" outside his Toronto synagogue on Yom Kippur, then faced a disciplinary hearing, the Toronto Sun reported. Herland said he got an Austrian passport this year "in case Canada becomes unsafe for me as a Jew." 2

Munich wants the Olympics back. Germany's Olympic committee picked Munich Saturday to bid for the 2036, 2040 or 2044 Games, Germany's first since Palestinian terrorists killed 11 Israeli athletes there in 1972. We would rather it not be 2036, a century after the Nazis' Games. 3

Sukkot began at sundown Friday, and today is 16 Tishrei, the second day outside Israel. Chol HaMoed runs Monday through Thursday, and Hoshana Raba, the seventh day, is Friday. The week's shopping list is the four species: palm, myrtle, willow and etrog. 56

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